Sunday, 8 August 2010
Toy Story 3 Review - Oh yes!
Sunday, 18 July 2010
Inception Review
Monday, 12 July 2010
Predators Review
Shrek 4 Review
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.
Wednesday, 7 July 2010
Raoul Moat & The News
I don't when or where you are reading this, but as I'm writing (July 7th 2010, North-East of England) a man called Raoul Moat is the most wanted man in the country, the nation is on full alert and the news is giving constant updates on the 'manhunt'. Apparently he got a bit annoyed and shot someone, understandable, but it's the way the news is going on about it that's starting to get up my nose. So, a rant is what we're all here for, so let's begin:
Bloody overblown nonsense on Raoul Moat. He doesn't exactly come across as the master criminal, but no, let's ask butchers, and bakers and other people that know nothing for the same reaction to the whole thing. Do they even know how he got the gun and how much ammo he has left? That would be useful information, wouldn't it?!
It's just to drive up the fear in people by taking it really seriously, blow it out of proportion, really dramatic news interfaces, ignore what experts have to say, because the news is about real people, so we talk to them. You're obviously not gonna get any great insight out of them. Let's ask a butcher: what do you think? Hmm, well I think we're just trying to get on really but it's not normal is it, we're a bit scared. (I wonder why that is, sky news, is it because you put the fear of god into people with your mile long line of SMG wielding armoured tribesmen searching for one man with handgun, presuming he's still got it, and presuming it's still got ammo.)
They've got everything they need and more.
Moat just got stressed, lost control, did an impulsive thing and ran, it's not like he covered his tracks, and they're looking for leads or he's already left the country or anything. Come on he's not bloody Hannibal Lector is he!
If I was a real criminal, I'd be thinking now's a good time to get up to various acts of naughtiness now they're all distracted, in fact watching the news is making ME so angry, I might just bloody do that.
Why 'Jennifer's Body' is Underrated
When I first saw this film, it was in a relatively small and empty screen near the end of its short multiplex run...immediately after the finish I thought it was some of the most fun I’ve had in the cinema in a long time, and harshly treated by critics. Some few hours later, I was still thinking about it, then the next morning I was still thinking about it, I came to realise I enjoyed the movie even more than I thought initially; the more I festered on it the more I found I liked about it.
Most importantly, surprisingly and standout for me is the direction of the film. Some may find it over-stylised but for me that is just the film shouting out that it’s different and should be treated as such, that the film deserves another look and vitally, that look should be under the hood. This is not style over substance as it is: style...and then substance. Just look at sequences like the prom scene, where primary colours are used to contrast with the ‘meanwhile’ shots of Chip being seduced, as it is washed out in brown and grey, the slow motion dissection of Seyfried’s thought process as she puts two-and-two-together, and the significance of the re-occurrence of the ‘Through the Trees’ slipping from diegetic into non-diegetic sound as Seyfried races through the trees quite literally, but more so her despair, in a dire attempt to save her boyfriend.
Likewise the performances ask more and receive more from Seyfried and Fox than one could reasonably expect. It’s fitting that Fox should be going from being so objectified in ‘Transformers’ to twisting the role of the cheerleader in a horror movie feminist style. Fox has way more to do here than in ‘Transformers’: she pulls off dead-pan humour, the racy hyper-real dialogue, and the sexually angst-based horror, relentlessly driving at a castration complex (among other things), even if she’s too inexperienced to really have an image (or type) to play against. Seyfried has even more to do: she has a bum-deal here, sidelined by Fox (in publicity and reviews), despite being the narrator and protagonist, her experience lies in TV (‘Big Love’) and singing (very successfully) in ‘Mamma Mia’; here she proves she can carry a picture even in the face of a more popular star like Fox.
Another thing is the snappy, quotable dialogue. Cody has clearly already developed her own style of writing that is standout if not all that believable (some have said that teenagers do not talk like they do through the pen of Cody...no kidding. They may all talk the same; this is a fault of her ability to write character, but a plus in her skill-set for dialogue). Speaking of the script, of course it can’t be ignored that a large amount of the appeal lies in its originality and deliberated feminist subversion of gender theory: so plot, we have a killer loose on a high school campus, archetypes galore, guess whodunit...now guess again. It really makes one anticipate Cody’s next film, what genre will she push her own version of next...she’s becoming the next Tarantino: recognisable dialogue voice and the fact that when you see a Tarantino film you know you’re in for a new take on a genre...or a post-modern summary at least. Back to that plot: it’s really nicely bookended, with a prologue presented through stills and diegetic cameras during the credits. It’s quirky: those little things like the devil’s kettle’s little abyss makes it memorable. The town feels lived in by presenting archetypes (which are of course later twisted), the voice-over narration helps this as it is always giving insight into the town such as the ‘Melody Lane’ club (or is it a bar?) being the only watering hole in the place; complete with its own local recipe drinks. There’s a typical indie soundtrack that ties in with the plot, blurring the film and the film making process...this leads to postmodernism.
The film features an inter-textuality with nods (mainly through cameo casting) to other genre pictures and Cody’s previous work: the rightfully acclaimed ‘Juno’. This postmodernist undercurrent gives an entry point into approaching the film as an intellectual work, on the nature of cinema and the theory behind the conventions of its genre specifically - and it is an intellectual work. One gets the impression that Cody will run all her work through with feminist fighting; she herself has quickly become a filmic feminist poster girl, going from stripper to Oscar-winning screenwriter with one screenplay.
Overall it should be said: the plot concerns a flesh-eating cheerleader...played by Megan Fox...it is so much smarter than it has to be. It’s so much better than it is has to be, yet it seems to have flown more or less under the radar and received mixed reviews: the film seems harshly done to. Could it really be because of the outspoken aspect of it, unlikely, it’s ridiculous to paint modern critics as narrow-minded misogynists, but seriously were they watching the same film...I can’t help but feel like people hear the plot and cast, then switch off completely. I’d have to say ‘Jennifer’s Body’ could easily go the way of the cult film: open to mixed-to-poor reviews, small fan base only, often a genre film, then ten years later, huge following! Ten years? Only time will tell.
Why 3D is a sign of the Apocalypse
So by now you’ll all have seen that the dreaded 3rd dimension as infected all of Hollywood, with movies been translated in post-production (the new ‘Clash of the Titans’ for example), modern works on the horizon (the final Harry Potter films to be shot in 3D), and even old films being transferred (‘Star Wars’), so yeah thanks for that Cameron. Well I blame Cameron, but he’s not all to blame for this plague (and it is a plague, though you may not see it yet), so with pessimism cranked to 11, let’s just take a look at why “3D is a sign of the apocalypse”.
I hate 3D movies because: 3D was around in the 1980s and died out because it was the reserve of bad sequels such as 'Jaws 3D' and 'Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare' (a.k.a 'Nightmare on Elm Street 6'), though is these days used on good movies; 3D often seems tacked on, a gimmick that achieves nothing (a prime example being 'Alice in Wonderland'), the main reason the studios are throwing it onto all it's big movies is because it's a lot harder to pirate 3D movies; the apparent extra immersion and engagement in the film fails (actually takes me out of the experience) because (a) the glasses are so huge the frame inevitably lies in your peripheral vision, and so your eyes are trying to focus on the glasses and the screen at the same time so (it's defocusing your eyes - permanent damage and) blurring the picture, it is also anti-engaging because (b) you notice that it is 3D, pointy-pointy-on-your-my-head-annoity-noitty, and so are thinking about it being 3D and not being absorbed into the film (exceptions include when it is more subtle, in which case...why do it in 3D then...or using it for depth of field, as used in 'Avatar'...but one can get camera lenses that can put everything in focus anyway, it's been possible since 'Citizen Kane' in 1941 so 3D is not needed there either); if one is using the classic red/blue glasses then all the colours are ruined by red and blue tint, if one is using the new 'real 3D' glasses then the dark lenses mean a 30% colour loss; another thing is that the 3D is hyped to be such a spectacular selling point that (like the 1980s again) people are using it as an exception to things like a good script, so if people follow suit then writing will get gradually worse, films get stupider, audiences get stupider. So in summary: at best, it fails to do what it sets out to (engage the audience so you don't know you're watching a film, which can be achieved, as it is in the past, a crazy idea...make a good movie), at worst...it's the end of the world.